
Ciao cari amici!
"Dear LargoMontebello,
I have to thank you. I have been elected as the new President of United States of America, and you have given me the strength to go on during my electoral campaign. The photo you take me on your balcony (you can see it above) has always been in the pocket of my jacket close to my heart. I have no words to tell you how much I love you.
I have a proposal for you:
Frenk, you are a wonderful cooker. Would you come to the White House and become my personal chef?
Marco Gigante, I want to appoint you as Boss of USA scouts.
Diego, you will be my personal (I say it in Italian) "cazzeggiatore". You will be paid a lot of money for doing nothing at all.
Marcolo, you love so much black people. You love them for the peculiar characteristic of black people but it doesn't matter. You will be White House official Black Lover.
God bless you all. "
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